44 reasons to date a swimmer
44 reasons to date a swimmer:
1) We’re always wet and half naked
2) We’re able to do it on our backs or our tummys
4) We can do it fast or slow
5) We can do it 4 different ways
6) We love the water
7) We can do it in the cold or in the rain
8) We’re just so dang hot
9) We are always clean
10) We are totally comfortable saying “ill show you my breast if you show me your fly”
11) Bathing suits…need I say more
12) It won’t take that long to get us undressed (coz we hardly wear anything)
13) We are always ready at the sound of a buzzer.
14) We are always in shape (coz we swim all year round)
15) We WILL last the longest
16) We know several different paces
17) We like it wet- we are always wet and half naked.
18) We will never hesitate to get on our backs
19) We are good with our hips
20) We never have any extra “baggage” in places where there isn’t supposed to be any
21) Not only do we put on latex fast and easily, but we go through enough of it in one year to cover our wallpaper with it.
22) We can do it in the cold or in the rain.
23) We also aren’t always looking to “score” like all other athletes
24) We don’t “play games”
25) We go in hard, pull out fast, and come out wet
26) we dive in head first
27) Why would we want to play with balls???
28) We find it normal to jam a piece of Styrofoam between our legs
29) We don’t like to wear pants
30) We can hold our breath for long periods of time
31) We are so used to seeing people without clothes on
32) Our daily apparel is held together by knots and is usually torn and see-through
33) We are determined, strong, math smart, and tough
34) We find it perfectly normal to talk to people without clothes on
35) We can be really independent, so we won’t be clingy
36) We always put in a hard thrust at the very end
37) We can stroke it in 4 different ways
38) Eye protection is sometimes necessary
39) 6am-6pm we’re ready anytime
40) We can perform well anywhere
41) We don’t mind it when it gets a little rough
42) We’re ready to go on command
43) Corkscrew’s our favorite drill.
44) we like latex on our heads